We at heatworld love peens almost as much as reality telly, and have brought you such wangs as Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, we brought you Alex Bowen's.
Actually we brought you Alex Bowen's twice cos we're just so bloody lovely.
We thought we brought you Justin Bieber's once, but it turned out it wasn't his.
One person who we'd never have guessed would enjoy posting pictures of dicks to the internet as much as us was Ruth Langsford from This Morning, but she's only gone and surprised us.
TBF, it was almost definitely an accident.
She posted a seemingly lovely, innocent and wholesome picture of her, her mother and her sister on Twitter in celebration of Mother's Day yesterday.
Ruth captioned the pic: "My wonderful Mum & big Sis. Thinking of those who no longer have their Mum’s….. you’ll always have memories x"
'BUT WHERE IS THE DICK?', we hear you cry. Well, she posted a screenshot which featured other photos on her camera roll at the bottom.
One of the pics she had saved was a meme in which a woman is holding a penis over her face. AND ANOTHER ONE (Ruth, you rascal) shows a penis in a shoe.
Looks kinda like our camera roll tbh.
Ruth later posted an amended version of the pic (sans peen), but still kept the original one. We love ya, Ruth.
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