If there is anyone who is an absolute LEGEND at providing 'coffee-dribbling funny' in 140 characters or less, then come to the front Ryan Reynolds and collect yerr prize.
(It's me)
Deadpool actor and all-round sex god Mr Reynolds is completely bossing Twitter and makes our tweets in comparison seem as funny as James Whale from CBB.
I mean...

Like SAME?!

Er.. if you say so Ry

Now he is proving his Twitter credentials by taking the next step, which naturally is replying to all his 'slightly' forward 'fans'. YEP.
He very politely declines the horny requests by explaining the things he's too busy doing and they often involve his nanna...




Blake Lively is one lucky woman... (we think).