Affordable-range-of-pubs-that-do-a-decent-line-of-peanuts news now, and Sam Smith has made a right mess on and down himself via social media after tweeting he was too sick to greet fans then posting a photo from a karaoke bar just three little hours later. MATE. MATE. HAVE YOU NEVER BUNKED OFF SCHOOL BEFORE? MATE. BUNKING 101, THAT.
“Nashville, sorry I can't come out to say hey tonight after the show,” Sam tweeted, with a weak little voice, with a little cough in between. He then put a cup of tea up against his forehead so he had a temperature before adding: “Still not feeling 100% and need to sleep!! So sorry xxxx”
That was at 12.09am. Guess what he tweeted at 2.55am? THIS:
“Best night EVER at a karaoke bar in Nashville!!!!!!!!!” GUESSING YOU FELT BETTER THEN, SAM SMITH?
He then tweeted again at 4.28am to say he felt sleepy, a tweet illustrated with a puppy falling asleep in a bowl of kibble. But you’re not a puppy falling asleep in a bowl of kibble, are you, Sam Smith? You’re a liar.
Anyway, stay off social media if you’re pulling a sickie. Tune in to our next edition of ‘Lessons Learned From Thereabouts Popstars’, when Jedward will teach us how to properly format our CV.