Scotty T has admitted he's just been dumped by his girlfriend Francesca Toole, hours after declaring her "the love of my life".
In his weekly column, the Geordie Shore star sarcastically revealed he was "buzzing" after getting chucked and having to change his number.
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The dumping comes just days after Scott was linked to Katie Price, as they were seen entering a hotel together in Gateshead.
The pair drove around in Scotty's car then arrived back at the hotel, where they stayed for over an hour – but both of them denied any funny business on Twitter, claiming they'd met for a sunbed session along with some friends.
But in his Daily Star column, Scotty confessed that he does find the Pricey attractive.
"Yes, of course I would bang her, she is FIT. She is also a wicked woman and a laugh to be around. But she is married with kids and I respect that," he said.
Scotty also went in HARD on Love Island's Sophie Gradon, for no apparent reason other than she'd asked where the Geordie Shore lot were when the show won a gong at the National Reality TV Awards.
Branding Sophie a "no-mark moron", Scotty blasted her by saying: "Yes, no one will know who you are in four months, no matter how hard you try to stay relevant.
"Yes, you may get a few followers off me biting, but really, f you and f all trolls like you. You absolute dog."
How actual dare you, Scotty? Sophie Gradon is our queen and champion, and we will not have a single word said against her.
The Geordie lad then went off at Lillie Lexie Gregg AND Charlotte Dawson, both of who have been mugged off by Stephen Bear in the current series of Ex On The Beach, and said Lillie had asked to be on the show – which seems at odds with her previous protestations that she was the last person to sign the contract that put her back on the programme.
"Lillie asked to go on the show and wasn't forced. She also watched as Stephen Bear kissed the Aussie pass-around, trying it on with her in the villa, so she can't exactly be shocked by what he did with Chloe Khan on Celeb Big Brother," Scotty claimed.
Aussie pass-around? Really? Really? Her actual name is Chrysten Zenoni and we can't see that she's done anything wrong – other than allow Gary Beadle near her ladyparts.
"And Charlotte, she gave everyone a suck or wank in that villa. Just like Jordan Davies was the Fingering King, she was the Blow Job Queen. Nowt wrong with it, but they were on the show because they wanted to be and for no other reason," Scott added.
Jesus wept.
ANYWAY, the good news is that Scotty is off to Australia in a few weeks' time, so we won't have to suffer any more of this misogynistic nonsense for a while.
Unless Gaz decides to come back to his column…
Oh boy.
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