Geordie Shore's Scotty T has been displaying some staggering levels of hypocrisy / misogyny of late (who told him that column was a good idea? WHO?) so we really shouldn't be shocked by this.
BUT WE ARE.
Mr Turbo Dick (self-proclaimed) has been talking about his displeasure when his girlfriend Francesca Toole found herself at an audition for Geordie Shore. You know, the show that made him famous.
"Francesca's been approached loads by Geordie (producers), getting asked to join it, she actually went along with one of her friends for a cast interview.
"I went berserk. I was like 'don't you dare try and get her on the show,'" he said.
But why wouldn't Scotty want the woman he's in love with to join him on Geordie Shore?
Because one of the reasons he likes her is because he thinks she doesn't want to be famous. Erm… n'awwww?
"Then again, if she wants to come on the show, that would automatically make me not feel the same way about her as I know her as Francesca, the girl who's not interested in that sort of thing.
"For her to go on the show, it would be like a different person, it wouldn't be her. I'd just lose interest," Scott said in an interview with MTV.
He might have a point, we suppose. Remember when Gary Beadle and Lillie Lexie Gregg started dating and we all thought that Lillie was a woman who wasn't interested in the spotlight? LOLOLOLOL.
And Lillie isn't through with celeb men yet. After a disastrous relationship with Stephen Bear (the beginning bit when he cheated on her with Chyrsten Zenoni and the end bit when he cheated on her with Chloe Khananyway – the middle bit may have been a romantic dream), she seems to be dating yet another celeb.
Josh McEachran, former Chelsea player, current Brentford FC player and one-time squeeze of Brooke Vincent AKA Sophie Webster off Coronation Street appears to be all over her Instagram.
Yes, we hunted him down via his tattoos. What of it?