Blame the weather, blame frigging Mercury STILL being in flanging retrograde, but this week's been a weird one, huh? Everyone at work's shattered, everyone on the bus is angry – even normally quite affable reality TV stars are getting antsy.
But Scotty T took the biscuit last night when he started tweeting at Tesco to tell them the sandwich he'd bought in a meal deal was shit.
Only one problem… the meal deal was from Boots.
Oh, Scotty.
"@Tesco just bought this f*cking sandwich and it's rank.. What you gonna do about it," he asked.
Tesco, being not too sure whether Scott was joking or not, replied: "Not sure how we can help ;) Might want to try @BootsUK."
But the Geordie Shore star just kept. On. Tweeting.
And then it all went a bit 'brandter'.
Eventually Tesco got tired of his nonsense and just stopped, leaving Scotty to tweet into the infinite void.
Incredible.
Yep: meal deals in Milton Keynes. Now you can never feel envious of a reality star's life again.