Geordie Shore's Scotty T is a lot of things: honest, egotistical, kind of loveable, apparently quite clever, relentlessly 'laddish' and extremely hypersexual.
He's famous for pursuing girls, having loads of bants and getting his end away on the telly.
And for that turbo dick, obvs.
And because of all of the above, we're never really shocked by what Scotty T says because he's a big dafty and doesn't take himself AT ALL seriously.
However, Scotty has now said something so on brand for Scotty T that we just fell over.
Speaking about his life as a single man (so he doesn't have a secret girlfriend then? Hmmmm), Scotty made the startling revelation that he thinks he turns girls into actual "psychopaths".
"All girls tend to [turn psycho]. I'm their dream boy and they can't lock us down, so they turn psychopath," he told Star magazine.
If that's not a #HUMBLEBRAG we don't know what is.
JESUS SCOTTY.
Could this be a reference to his Ex On The Beach ex Ashleigh Defty? Because she seemed pretty chilled, TBH.
Scotty also delivered his verdict on his ex-Celebrity Big Brother housemates Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell, who are currently locking horns on and off social media following Steph's pregnancy announcement. Scotty thinks he's the fella to sort the two of 'em out.
ER, OKAY.
He told the magazine: "I tend not to get involved because I don't need drama, but I will speak to him.
"I wouldn't get in that position. He doesn't seem too wise. I know every trick in the book, trust me!"
Scotty T to the rescue? Let's hope not.
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