Scotty T recently released his autobiography, Scotty T: A Shore Thing, and even for those of us who devote our livelihoods to writing about peen, porking and naughtiness, it was a shocker.
But in amongst the outrageously pornographic sexual anecdotes was a super-cute passage about his girlfriend Francesca Toole.
He wrote: "She's mint. She's class. She doesn't try to change me. She has been so supportive.
"She's amazing. I would love to marry her one day."
He did add that he'd like to focus on his career first.
"But I can't right now 'cos I have to do this work and make lots of money. I really think I have found the one and I know she'll stick by me.
"And she's just right for me 'cos she is everything you could want in a girl. She's an honest girl, the most honest girl I know.
"She is a special girl and I try to make her feel as special as I can. I take her to nice places, I get her gifts, and we have a ball together."
Scotty and Francesca haven't had the easiest of rides – it was reported that she dumped him just a few days after his mysterious rendezvous with Katie Price (fair enough), but they got back together soon after.
It probably didn't speed things along that Scotty said of Katie in his lovely Daily Star column: "Yes, of course I would bang her, she is FIT. She is also a wicked woman and a laugh to be around. But she is married with kids and I respect that."
Sweet.
Also in his autobiography, Scotty revealed that he once paid for a one-night stand's abortion and flew her to Newcastle from Northern Ireland (we told you it was a shocker).
"Forgive me for saying it, but the sudden relief I experienced when she said that she wasn't planning on keeping the baby was overwhelming, cos I knew for sure that I wasn't ready to be a dad," he wrote.
"I had enough trouble looking after myself, never mind a mini Scotty T.
"I accompanied her to the clinic where everything was taken care of quickly and sensitively and then I drove her back to the airport, closing the door on that episode once and for all…
"But I dealt with it properly and respectfully, as should anyone else in that situation, FYI."
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