Earlier this week, rumours started circulating that actual Scotty T from Geordie Shore was actually Steph Davis' baby daddy, not Jeremy McConnell.
WE KNOW.
They were started by Marnie Simpson, who wrote in her column for Star magazine: "I’m glad Stephanie Davis has safely given birth – and I can’t wait for Jeremy McConnell to take a paternity test… Imagine if he isn’t the father!
"I heard that Scotty T might be the dad."
WHAAAAAAAAT?
Well, they WERE in Celebrity Big Brother together...
And now Scotty's teamed up with MTV to release a video addressing the rumours, stating (against a courtroom backdrop): "It has been brought to my attention that many mans have suggested that I am the father of Stephanie Davis' baby.
"I would like to address these rumours so they can finally be put to rest.
"I did not and never would have any sexual relations with that woman."
He added: "Stephanie and my pipe have never come into contact.
"I didn't even feed her fucking pony. "
Lovely.
"That is all I have to say on the matter and I won't be answering any questions going forward."
This comes after he took to Twitter to seemingly address the rumours, posting a pic of Darth Vader with the caption: "I am your farther!"
Lol.
He also posted a picture of Austin Powers character Goldmember, captioning it: "Im your fashaaaa."
What does this MEAN?
Probably that he's definitely not the dad and it was all one big hilarious joke, tbh.
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