Scotty T has been piping up about a whole load of topical subjects, lately.
When his Geordie Shore co-star Chloe Ferry went into the Celebrity Big Brother house, he called her “thick and evil” and said: “Her blowjobs are like putting your dick in a fucking blender."
Yes, he really is that charming.
Now the self-proclaimed Turbo Dick has been putting his tuppence in about the whole Bella Hadid/The Weeknd/Selena Gomez love saga.
Unless you’ve been living under a celebrity gossip-shaped rock, you’ll know that Bella and The Weeknd (or Abel Tesfaye to his mates) split up at the end of last year, but Selena was papped snogging his face off outside an LA restaurant last week.
Awkward.
Bella promptly unfollowed her co-Taylor Swift Squadmate, Selena, and it’s been frosty since.
The most 2017 way of saying fuck you?
Of course, this has absolutely nothing to do with Scotty T, but he thought he would enlighten us all with his philosophical ponderings anyway.
In a video for MTV, the former Celebrity Big Brother winner said: “Why do people think that unfollowing someone is a case of ‘Oh my God, I’m gonna get them back, now I’m gonna unfollow them?'
"If my mate kissed my ex, I’d bang him clean out.”
Eloquent.
And he didn’t stop there.
He also discussed Selena’s retaliation belfie, taken by fashion photographer Mert Alas.
"Selena posts a picture with some grizzly bear in the background with a stiffy, as if she doesn’t care what Bella has done,"
And what pearls of wisdom does he have to drop about Bella?
Well.
“Bella posted a Boomerang of herself touching her ass. I’d boomerang her straight in the face with my cock.”
What an utter delight.
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