Whatever Scotty T has, we’d like to bottle it, sell it, and make our fortune*.
The man has a deep, sexual magnetism that is the ninth wonder of the modern world (after Gemma Collins’ hair, obvs).
How else to explain the plethora of beautiful women that fall, quivering, at his turbo dick?
Scotty T, lest we forget, spent a month in January and February snogging Megan McKenna AND Tiffany Pollard in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
And he’s currently on our screens in MTV’s Ex On The Beach where he’s banged Nancy-May Turner, had Lacey Fuller get a bit Amber Rose on his bot-bot, and received a kiss on the penis from Olivia Walsh.
And he’s getting even more action IRL.
Scotty has posted a video to his Instagram of him snogging the actual face off a beautiful brunette.
Now, he doesn’t name her but the evidence of our eyes suggests that it’s Francesca Toole, who was named as Scotty’s secret girlfriend when he was in the *CBB *house.
And it looks as though things are back on ON ONNNNNN with the pair.
Francesca posted a picture last week of Scotty, calling him her Valentine:
And one in which she appears to be doing something to a mystery man (feeding him chips?) whose meggings look to us like the type Scotty T would wear:
Will Francesca be the women to “tame” Scotty T?
Ha! Maybe he needs to tame her.
We’d still like a bottle of his man musk though. We’re sure it’s the secret to our fortune.
*See also eau de Gary Beadle, Spencer Mathews and Lewis Bloor.