heat’s Secret Crush 2020: The results

Have you lot all had the same dream where you're sat opposite Lord Sugar in the boardroom in a negligée and he tells you you're hired (or fired, depending on your sex fantasy tastes)? Well we haven't. Ever. Nope. Not us.

You lot just can't have one without the other. If you fancy Dec you've got to have a bit of a soft spot for Ant, right?

If we had the chance to be in the same room as this musical virtuoso we would definitely not throw away our shot. Sing to us in Spanish Lin you beautiful genius.

Once an undeniable pin-up, his, er, crown may have slipped about. But we're still totally crushing on Prince Willy.

Anyone who's watched Would I Lie to You? will know Lee has the GSOH box well and truly ticked. And you lot can't ignore a bit of classic Northern charm.

We've loved Ed Sheeran since he was the singing kid in the scruffy hoodies, but now he's an actual grown husband manly man and we're here for it.

The Irish charm is working at full throttle in the luscious Mr. Holmes. If his and Ruth's relationship is anything to go by, we want in.

It's hard not to have a soft spot for the hilarious, self-deprecating, self-confessed mumma's boy. Also – he's an actual rapper. Seriously. Romesh ticks all the boxes.

We never thought we'd end up fancying a 7ft Glamazonian drag queen, but here we find ourselves. And Ru has taught us that we can love anyone we want.

Apparently fast cars and a receding hairline floats your boat. Just don't order a platter of cold meats on your first date…

He calls Billie his beauty queen and he bowed to her desire for the most extravagant Maldives wedding we've ever seen. Greg is definitely a bit of us.

Now that Sandi Toksvig has left Bake Off, we can enact our plan to make it on to the show and make this quirky gothic prince our own little cupcake.

There's nothing like a classic silver fox and there's no higher calibre silver fox than This Morning's Phil. We'd be happy to see his slippers under our bed.

We might miss the mullet, but we're glad we still get to listen to Pat's dulcet tones on the radio. We'd happily spend a night in his Fun House.

Who wouldn't want to wake up in the morning to this gorgeous face every morning? Sadly, we have to make do with hearing his beautiful voice on KISS Breakfast instead.

In our many ups and downs with Ant, Dec has been our steadfast secret crush. And now he's a dad he's also a firm choice for secret DILF.

From sex clubs to American prisons, Louis spends his life doing an assortment of weird and wonderful things. What an adventure our lives together would be.

To paraphrase Bridesmaids, we'd like to climb Greg like a tree. We'd be in store for a lot of giant laughs with this BFG.

If Lewis' hilarious Instagram stories are anything to go by, the Scot could absolutely laugh us into bed. Love Island's Paige didn't know what she was letting go.

Plenty of us picked him some other vote or other, so it's no surprise a bunch of you had a guilty thing for him, sending our PM up to sixth place.

It seems 2015-18 were Jake's prime years according to you lot, as he's slipped down to fifth place this year. We still Wood.

Dracula is a deeply sexual character anyway (right?) but when the BBC got Claes Bang to take on the iconic role this year, let's just say we were up for some bloodsucking.

Actor Penn Badgley has told us multiple times that we shouldn't fancy his character in the Netflix series but we just can't help ourselves. We could be your Love, Joe.

It seems, readers, you'd be willing to try long-distance for the love of not-really-a-prince-anymore--or-is-he-we-don't-really-know Prince Harry who has shot up to second place this year. Well they say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Speaking of his SECOND win, Piers told us: "It makes me feel insufferably smug. But I congratulate, as ever, heat magazine's very discerning readers on working out where truly great aesthetic and character quality lies. I do feel like this could be the birth of a really long and extended reign."