It's two thousand and sevenDREAM for The Weeknd as he's bagged himself a QUEEN and flew her away to eat ice CREAM and she seem's mega KEEN.
Soz, the love and excitement has rubbed off on us at heatworld HQ and we can only think in poetry nowadays. Watching La La Land didn't help matters either.
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd are on holiday together in Italy and look inseparable. They obviously don't give a stuff about the PDA malarkey nor their ex's feelings. Poor Biebs.
In exclusive pictures on the Mail Online, they waltzed round a dead-fancy art gallery and gazed at some posh Renaissance art, they provided the world with some major #relationshipgoals. Poor Biebs.
Selena had a coat drapped over her shoulders like she was attending a Made In Chelsea wrap party and The Weeknd held her hand tigtly as if she was plotting her escape. Poor Biebs.
The pair have been rumoured to have been dating for a few weeks, with The Weeknd splitting up with Bella Hadid last November due to 'conflicting work schedules'. Sel and The Weeknd made it Instagram offish just a few days ago. Poor Biebs.
MEANWHILE BIEBS is working on 'something special'.
(Oh and calling The Weeknd's songs whack,considering a break from music, getting a spray tan in Dublin, and ordering salmon and milk in an Essex pub,)
So, what should Selena's and The Weeknd's couple name be then? Selena's Weeknd? Er this is a tricky one.