Evil-animals-hell-bent-on-world-domination-masquerading-as-cute-fluffy-balls-of-ditzy-adorableness news now, and Simon Cowell has been hypnotised by a dog.
Yeah, you did read those actual words: Simon Cowell – probably the best-known music mogul in the universe and a man of immense power – got himself stunned into a stupor by a psychic canine.
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It happened at the Britain’s Got Talent audition in Manchester last month, where Si encountered the magical pooch from behind the judges’ panel.
Speaking to London Live, Simon explained: “I got hypnotised by a dog two weeks ago. It was surreal.
“I don’t know [what it hypnotised me into being]. But honestly.”
The mystic mutt also managed to put Ant and Dec under, according to the Sun – and even convinced members of the audience that the presenting duo were BUTT NAKED.
“One of them said I had a tiny willy and another woman said she was disgusted and will never let children watch us on television again,” Dec told the newspaper.
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