Anyone who has experienced literally any kind of dating disaster will be relieved to know that the guy who once slapped his dick repeatedly while shouting "GET BIG" because he couldn't get hard is engaged to the girl who witnessed it.
(They were acting, but still).
Yup, Simon and Tara from The Inbetweeners are reportedly getting married!
And before you all start saying beepity beep or kicking Simon in the crotch, remember: THIS CONVERSATION IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT TARA.
Anyway, it was reported by UniLad that Joe Thomas and Hannah Tointon (their real names) got engaged on Sunday after seven years together.
Speaking to Cosmopolitan, Joe recently said of the relationship: "I always try to impress my girlfriend Hannah by any means I can and I'm very protective about her. I've tended to have some serious, long-time monogamous relationships."
He continued: "I'm such a romantic. I'd only ever have sex with one girlfriend at a time ... I've never had cojones to be a player, and I don't know any men who do."
"Some imply these lots of girls, and never see them again after one night, but I don't know that's actually true."
These two <3
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