It was a saucy one tonight, wasn’t it?
Down in the jungle, it’s basic survival instincts that kick in, amirite? And that mostly means thinking about food, how and when you’re going to get it, and what to do with it once you get your hands on it.
Well in tonight’s episode, #SoupGate happened, highlighting this very real issue.
So, camp Croc Creek won the trail, meaning they were rewarded a feast full of food. And when Lady C spent precious dingo dimes buying a tin of tomato soup (so simple, but so delicious) everyone took note, and soon enough the tin became the subject of controversy…
Thinking of the poor, starving members of the Snake Rock camp, Lady C made the following generous offer:
“Shall we all agree that we offer them ¼ of the tomato soup?” Leaving everyone else just a little shocked at the level of her generosity.
“No, they can have the whole bloody tin, they’ve been starving for 3 days, we’ve got the banquet.” said Duncan.
“But we might have nothing tomorrow” said Lady C – whatever happened to living in the moment ey?
Duncan snapped straight back, “Lets worry about tomorrow, tomorrow, they’ve had nothing to eat.”
And before you know it the whole camp got involved, with Ferne agreeing: “We’ve got the banquet, let them have the tin of soup.”
Soon enough, Lady C and Duncan we’re going at it (not in the good way) and Lady C called Duncan a “mouse” and he snapped back:
“You show lack of breeding when you call people names.”
Blimey. All over a tin of tomato soup? Yep.
After more camp members said their piece, Duncan said: “It’s a tin of bloody soup, one tin, end of story.”
“Everything has a principle” said Lady C.
“I’ve never heard so much commotion over a can of soup, it’s nonsense.” said Tony.
“You don’t believe in democracy? It’s your way or nothing, you hate democracy.” said Duncan to Lady C.
Lady C snapped back, “No, it has to be a sensible way, when you’re right, you’re right, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong and that’s all there is to it.”
“What a nasty woman you are.” said Duncan. Yikes.
Fellow camp mates then tried to chip in and diffuse the situation, but Lady C still wasn’t having any of it, saying to Duncan:
“You’re a little p_ssy who’s not even wanted to do one trial or challenge yet... when I call you a p_ssy, I’m calling you a coward.”
Why we never!
Why this was all obviously VERY entertaining, nothing beats Vicky’s insight on the situation.
“I’m no stranger to a kick off, however when you have Lady C and Duncan kicking off I felt right intimidated” and later said: “I’m terrified of her.”
If she’s scaring old Vic, stuff must be getting serious.
All the best I'm A Celeb shower scenes ever
I'm A Celebrity: The best, worst and most NAKED jungle shower scenes of all time - Myleene Klass, Mark Wright, Katie Price, Amy Willerton, Joey Essex and MORE!
Gemma Collins, 2014
Curvy girl Gem was the first celeb to strip off for the famous jungle shower in this current series, giving us many LOLs at her hilarious squeals and groans at the cold water.
Helen Flanagan, 2012
Flanny whinged her way through every single challenge, at one point quitting before the challenge had even begun because the idea of getting in a giant empty hamster wheel made her ‘a bit panicky’. However she managed to win the, errr, hearts of many in her itsy-bitsy blue bikini.
Matthew Wright, 2013
Myleene isn’t the only contestant to don a white bikini on the show. The controversial talk show host showed us that he knows how to work his curves, à la Ms Klass. We bow down to you, Mr Wright.
Katie Price, 2009
No I’m a Celebrity shower gallery would be complete without the assets of Katie Price, aka Jordan. Katie knew exactly what she was doing when she stripped down to a frilly red bikini and lathered up her bod in her second stint in the jungle.
Mark Wright, 2011
When we weren’t enjoying Mark’s solo shower scenes (the man looks like a human Ken doll), we were obsessing with his flirtatious fling with glamour girl Emily Scott. Our ultimate fave moment has to be Mark emerging butt naked from the jungle pool as a lustful Emily looks on. Join the club, Scottie…
Ashley Roberts, 2012
In 2012, former Pussycat Dolls Ash made jaws drop across the nation when she took a dip in the pool. Doncha wish your girlfriend could work the jungle shower like her?
Gino D’Acampo, 2009
The Italian stallion wasn’t shy about baring his naked bottom (which we didn’t mind at all). Room for one more in there, Gino?
Amy Willerton and Joey Essex, 2013
She’s the beauty queen of GB, he’s Essex royalty. Watching the love blossom between these two exceptionally beautiful specimens was one of our fave TV moments of 2013 – especially when they jumped in the shower together. We can’t decide who we fancy more.
Myleene Klass, 2006
Ms Klass is undoubtedly the queen of the jungle shower. Her infamous white bikini sold for £7,500 on eBay, which she donated to the victims of the Fareapak savings scandal.