Stacey Solomon and Steve-O have SPLIT. LOVE IS DEAD

Sad news: there is no hope for the future of the human race. Everything that was good and joyous and delightful about this short life of ours has been crushed under the heel of the news that Stacey Solomon and Steve-O have split after a six-month relationship. WEEP NOW. WEEP FOR THE END OF TIMES.

Yes, the oddest couple in showbiz have broken up just as we were getting used to the idea of them together. Because you can see them now, can’t you, in your mind’s eye. Them hanging out at B&Q, Stacey saying something stupid about grouting. Steve-O stapling his hand to his calf with an industrial nail gun. Just doing normal couply stuff like that.

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According to The Sun, that well-used celebrity catchphrase “scheduling difficulties” has been trotted out again, because the pair found it too hard to spend time together while they were so busy.

“Stacey found it hard being away from Steve-O so they decided to put their relationship on hold,” a source said.

“He has a huge tour in the States, as that’s where his fanbase is. The relationship developed quickly and was a real whirlwind, but for the time being it’s not to be.”

SOB.

The couple met on the set of The Jump and quickly became an item – despite him living in LA and her coming from Dagenham.

While neither of them have commented publicly on the split, they’ve been noticeably quiet about each other on social media – and we all know that’s the death knell of any relationship in #2015…

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