One day ex-Hollyoaks actress, CBB star and purveyor of 2016 meltdowns Stephanie Davis will have a day that doesn't involve ranting on social media/doing something bizarre that makes us all squint a bit and think 'Good lord mate sit down'.
But nope, over the weekend she just kept on ranting, and has even gone to see a psychic - which, as we all know, is the most practical way to deal with an alleged pregnancy, breakup and general chaos.
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Since her ex-boyfriend Jeremy McConnell did an interview with the Irish Times refuting her claims that she's pregnant, Steph has responded by posting yet more quotes about toxic relationships all over Instagram, in case we weren't aware of how toxic her ex is. Trust us Steph, we get that he's not about to win Man of The Year any time soon.
Over the weekend, she also tweeted that she'd been to see a psychic who spoke to her late grandad, which was, apparently, just what she needed during this difficult time. The psychic's Twitter account claims that she helps "remove darkness from people's lives" - let's hope she's helped Steph with whatever's going on with her right now. Because we have no idea.
Is this pregnancy real? Last week she told Closer that she was "happy raising this baby alone".
But Jezza has lashed out, telling one interviewer he was certain she couldn't possibly be pregant with his child.
"I'm not going to be a dad. If she is pregnant, it's not mine. If I was a dad, I'd be 100 percent no, 110 percent, the best dad in the world. But you'll see in the future that it's not my kid, and she'll look like a mug."
To which Steph responded via social media:
"I think it's disgusting that Jeremy hasn't turned up to scans and is constantly drunk and partying, the stress he has me under I've already been in hospital once with pains and stress.
"I don't hate the lad I feel very VERY sorry him the fact that no one is getting him the help he needs. His managed [sic] should have him rehab and sorting his life out so he can be there for his child before he dies."
She's already accused him of being a heavy cocaine user, something not helped by a video earlier this year seemingly showing Jeremy snorting cocaine off a woman's crotch when he was supposedly seeing Steph, like the champion he truly is. This is sarcasm, in case that wasn't clear.
Since then, friends have rallied around Steph, with sources telling The Sun, "treating a pregnant woman like this is totally unfair given all of the changes she is going through" while the person whose child we presume it is is vehemently denying any involvement. It's making us stressed just thinking about it, tbh.
Between this, the psychic visit, the Instagram pic of Steph with a drip in her arm, and that time her friend's boyfriend allegedly assaulted her in a car park, we just want her to go away to an isolated cottage with some nice people and eat a sandwich. Then come back and do some acting, because that's what she's good at.