Though GOD KNOWS how long for this time
Think of your least-photogenic time of the day. Could it be those precious few minutes before your alarm goes off for the second time, sleep-snot in your eyes, hair so giant that an actual chaffinch has built a nest inside it and is busy raising its young?
Er, yes. It's the same for all of us – even celebrities – which is why we're a bit confused as to why Jeremy McConnell decided the early hours of the morn would be the perfect time to take a photo of his barely dozing lady-love, Stephanie Davis.
Aaaaaaand then he sent it to millions of people via Snapchat. Nice.
Could it, perhaps, be to do with the long, long saga of their short, short relationship – the one they keep breaking off because Jez can't keep his 10-inch penis in his pants? Maybs.
Are they on a trolling mission to get as much mileage out of this thing as humanly possible? Almost certainly.
Are we going to keep writing about it until our arms fall off? You betcha.
Anyway. The pair, who got together in the Celebrity Big Brother house roughly nine weeks ago, have been through more than most couples do in nine years – cheating scandals, holidays, bitchy asides from their respective mates – but it looks like, for today at least, they're back on.
Come back in literally three hours' time to see what's changed by then.