HERE BE SPOILERS
Stephen Bear is a…complicated character. We championed him to win Celebrity Big Brother because we honestly couldn't think of anyone who'd worked harder to be crowned the victor than him. Ever.
But there's no way on God's green earth we'd have wanted to be in the house with him.
And he's an equally tricksy customer in Ex On The Beach: All Stars – which filmed earlier in the year but is on our TV now, confusingly.
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In EOTB, the love story of Bear and Lillie Lexie Gregg is unfolding before our eyes and it's pretty uncomfortable viewing, not just because we know how it ends but because of Bear's perpetual goading of Lil.
In a sneak peek of next week's episode, the cast mates are playing a game of 'guess the lap dancer' because of course they are.
And Bear picks Gaz to do perform a lap dance on Lillie while she's blindfolded.
"How f*cking weird is that?" asks Ashley Cain.
"What is this guy thinking?"
We're with you there, Ash.
So Gary took off his belt and, err, treated Lillie to about five seconds of the least erotic lap dance we've ever seen (and we saw the one Chloe Khan performed on Bear in CBB).
It culminated with a kiss of the forehead, which you'd think would be the least offensive part of the whole thing.
Not the case.
The kiss on the fod was the part that tipped Lil over the age, meaning she knew at once it was her former boyfriend.
"Gary always used to kiss me on the forehead, I think that was a really cruel thing for him to do," Lillie sobbed to the camera.
But honestly? We think the really cruel person was Bear. He and Lillie are getting together by this point, so why would he nominate Gary to do a lap dance on her?
And after he called on Gaz to smooch Lillie last week too. What is he actually playing at?
Want to watch the AWKS AF lap dance? You can:
*Ex On The Beach continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *
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