Want to date Stephen Bear? Cool! All you have to do is not be 'tight and fame hungry', up your 'game' (whatever that means), and pass some sort of mysterious test of his choosing.
Oh, and you also have to 'be the best'.
So get in line, ladies!
This is according to his social media channels yesterday, in which he hinted he'd split with the girl he's been posting pictures of all social media, and outlined his needs for a new girlfriend.
The first revelation came in a bizarre tweet that doesn't make any sense. It's now been deleted.
He wrote: "Girls would love to be with me for ever,but once you get rejected I’m the worse guy in the world and I’m a user , how about.. you need to stop being tight and famehungary.. try to cling onto my ‘fame’ but your just not good enough,so up your game girls and stop hating".
He also posted a video on Instagram outlining his plans for the curious 'test'.
He said: "Right, the thing is I don't need to prove myself, but as a guy yeah, you want the best and unfortunately if you don't pass a guy's test, go away.
"Just give you a quick outlook on where I'm at - I'm good looking, I'm funny, I'm smooth, I'm cool, I'm doing alright in the bank, good sense of humour, very loving, but if you take the p**s or you're horrible or mean to me, I will not be with you, so you need to pass the test with me.
"When I'm single, I'm single. When you're with me, I'm a f*cking legend. And the same with most guys, if you want to be with me, if you want the best, stop hating."
We're very lost tbh.