Katie Price has signed up for a panto season playing the Wicked Fairy in Sleeping Beauty, and you don't even KNOW how hard it is for us not to make loads of inappropriate jokes about it.
The ex-glamour model will be job-sharing the role with former EastEnders star Anita Dobson at the New Victoria Theatre in Woking, Surrey.
Her performances will be from Friday 11 till Sunday 27 December, then anita will take over up to Sunday 10 January 2016.
"We are delighted to announce that Katie Price and Anita Dobson will be sharing the role of the Wicked Fairy in this year's spectacular panto adventure,* Sleeping Beauty*," production bosses said.
"Featuring traditional pantomime ingredients to delight audiences of all ages with glittering costumes, sensational songs, dazzling dance routines, and bags of audience participation guaranteed to keep you awake this Christmas."
Dunno about you, but we've got our tickets already.
Katie Price parties at Brighton nightclub
Katie Price parties at Brighton nightclub
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