Stormzy is the bestest grime artist on ze planet, no ifs, no buts, no 'what about that fella I heard on Kiss FM that one time'. Lalalala we are sticking our hands in our ears, we can't hear you.
The Big For Your Boots singer performed a set at Glasto on Saturday in the coolest Adidas tracksuit. It was colour of your tears when you realised he already has a girlfriend. Oh and the colour of the sky that one week we had nice weather.
Stormzy used his platform to speak about the Grenfell fire tragedy and belief in Jezza Corbyn, which racked him up zillions of admiration across the nation.
After the performance, he went online to shout out to his famous pals, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and his girlfriend/BABE Maya Jama in a hilarious string on Twitter posts. Whilst utterly pissed. We told you he was amazing.
He firstly wrote to his 725k followers, “So happy right now thank you to every single person that came and saw me at Glasto I’m so grateful.”
Then fangirled terrifically over Coldplay's heart-throb, “Chris Martin watched my set and came to speak to me after I’m so happy what a inspiration”
"And Katy Perry came as well for f*cks sake what a dream”.
He then bigged up the labour leader Jezza Corbyn and said he was a sign of change for him and his pals.
Then posted about his girlfriend Maya Jama being the most babein' babe in all the land.
He then did an 'Adele' and admitted to drunk-tweeting, which we can all admit to have done once or twice. If we performed at Glasto with Katy Perry watching, we definitely would tweet some nonsensical sentiment with a shit-load of exclamation marks.
Katy Perry responded to Stormzy and said she bet his mum is well proud.
STORMZY FOR PRIME MINSTER.