Taylor Swift is in love with some guy called Adam?!

Taylor Swift is in love with some guy called Adam. Adam Richard Wiles to be precise. But it's okay, Calvin Harris is COOL with it.

HOW? How can Calvin, who's notoriously protective of Tay-Tay, be happy that she's loved up with some guy called Adam?

Well, that's because Calvin IS Adam.

Let us explain. You see, Calvin Harris is merely his stage name - we know, it's not the most exciting stage name in the world, we'd have gone for DJ Fan-Dabby-Awesomeness - and his real-life human name is actually Adam Richard Wiles.

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And according to US Weekly, this is the name that Taylor Swift likes to call Calvin when it's just the two of them, and she's singing sweet country nothings into his big blond head.

A source told the mag: “Taylor always calls Calvin by his birth name, Adam, and never Calvin in private.

"Taylor gets all dressed and glammed up whenever she is going to see him to look her best.”

So what do we call them now? Taydam? Aaylor? Swiley? Hmm, maybe we'll just stick with Taylor and Calvin for now.

The source added: "She's head over heels. She hasn't been in love like this before."

Who can blame her? Here's a whole bunch of pictures charting Adam/Calvin's metamorphosis from lanky, pale Scottish DJ to super-famous international chiseled music man.