We're fairly sure our 20th birthday was spent at some crap English pub drinking crap English cider, followed by a trip to a crap English club to dance to some crap music and drink crap alcopops.
It was something like that, anyway – we just know it was pretty crap.
But the same can't be said of Lorde, who had her 20th birthday organised by TAYLOR SWIFT and the pics look INSANE.
Lorde said on her Instagram: had the best birthday party i've ever had tonight surrounded by my nyc family. all organised by tay who is as she says "a mom with no kids". i am ur kid and u love me so hard i could burst. here's to our 3 magic years of best friendship and more moments like this squished between angels
Whyyyyyy weren't we there?
THOSE BALLOONS
THOSE PARTY HATS
SQUAD GOALS AF
Seriously – THAT PARTY HAT IS LIFE
That cake is a f*cking delight