Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston – aka Swiddleston, aka the most WTF celebrity couple since Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole – have made their Instagram debut, and you might want to be near a bathroom for this one because it's gonna make you hurl.
Tay-Tay's pal Britany Maack uploaded THIS snap to her Instagram, and fans were quick to point out a few anomalies.
Including that Ryan Reynolds, who's sitting in the middle with pregnant wife Blake Lively on his lap, looks like he'd rather be anywhere else than there.
LOOK AT HIS FACE!
Britany captioned the picture a simple "us", following days of hanging out with Taylor and her squad for her annual 4 July celebrations.
Tom and Taylor have been dating for the last couple of weeks, just a fortnight after she and Calvin Harris split, but already they've toured multiple countries, met each other's parents and – strangely – just happened to be snogging and cuddling on a beach in front of an awaiting paparazzo too many times to count.
Followers on Britany's Insta were quick to offer their opinions on the set-up, with one pointing out: "Honestly the whole July 4th photo shoot was all a little bit too "America" and basic for me. Like chill Tay we know about your squad."
Another wrote: "Hahaha Ryan Reynolds looks a bit awkward."
A third posted, succinctly: "IM PEEING MYSELF."
Swiddleston's break-neck-speed romance has sparked headlines and debate on both sides of the pond, not only because of how quickly it took for her to forget Calvin, but because their whole relationship to date has taken place under the watchful gaze of the camera.
Tom's 'I heart T.S' vest that he wore this weekend made some people think this whole lurve thing is nothing more than an elaborate ploy Taylor's playing with the media – and some even believe they're actually shooting a music video, and just trolling the world while they're about it.
What do you think? Gizza tweet at @heatworld with your views.