Tom Daley Naked! Yup, you asked for it – here’s THAT picture, and a gallery

It must be tough being Tom Daley, just known for his body, and not for his mind. Just cheered and adored for jumping into lukewarm chlorinated water from a height, instead of for anything else. Nobody ever sits and goes: “so, what’s new with you, Tom? What’s going on?” We don’t know Tom Daley’s fears, or hopes, or whether he likes his peanut butter sandwiches with the crusts on or off. We just know him as an Olympic bronze medal-winning piece of meat who occasionally squeezes himself into a pair of tiny trunks. And that’s sad. Anyway we know you’re not reading this.

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In the rare instance that you are, in fact, reading these words, and not skipping frantically through the gallery below, you are probably going “but why is meat-man naked? Why ain’t diver boy wearing no clothes?”, the answer is this: Tom tweeted the above snap on Twitter, earlier, in an effort to encourage his followers to actually stop following him on Twitter and instead follow him on Keek. Keek, in case you were wondering, is just Twitter for videos. There, we said it. It’s Twitter for videos. And we can say that, because you are still not reading this. It’s Tom we feel sorry for, here. Not us.

Anyway, here is a gallery of Tom Daley pictures, in various states of undress. We’re not even going to pretend you’re reading the captions.