Right then, kiddos – it's almost that time of year where we watch a bunch of loud people shoved together, getting really sweaty, puking all over the place and moaning about being hungry.
No, it's not Geordie Shore, that's already started. It's the return of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
Every year celebs line up to sample the delights that the jungle has to offer, from sleeping in bug-filled coffins to eating crocodile vagina – which is apparently going to be an actual Bush Tucker Trial this year.
YAY.
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And who should be in the firing line for such a – quite frankly – foul task? Could it be our *Gogglebox fave, Scarlett Moffat? Or perhaps Gaz Beadle, who has supposedly seen thousands of va-jay-jays?
Well, we've just received another celeb rumour and it's pretty mahoosive.
Ready?
The CUTEST celeb dad of all time, Tom Fletcher.
SWOON.
He posted a picture on Instagram of a box with a single cockroach, captioning it: "You know it's going to be a cool package when you open it to find this,"
What does this all mean? Is Tom heading into the jungle to prize the croc noonie out of Gaz's hands? Or does he just order unusual cockroaches to add to a strange, niche collection of his? Or was someone at Amazon feeling particularly mean when packaging up his order?
Everyone, ourselves included, thinks (hopes) this is a cryptic way of telling the world he's following in bandmate Dougie Poynter's footsteps and jetting off to the Aussie outback.
It feels like only yesterday the McFly singer was trying his best to bag a weirdo with five colours in her hair (why does no one listen to that song anymore?), but now he's doing proper settled adulting stuff like having ADORABLE babies with Giovanna.
Have you seen the video of him giggling away with Buzz in a field full of dandelions? No?
That's a present from us to you, because we're good like that.