The Only Way Is Marbs last night saw Amber Turner receive one of the biggest pies in the history of baking.
The new Towie starlet has been enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship with beardy Dan Edgar, but in scenes aired yesterday he was not very friendly towards her.
“She openly puts it on a plate for me, but I don’t want no more than that,” is what Gemma Collins reckons he’s been saying about his lover, which is pretty darn rude.
And despite her protestations, Amber’s tears make us believe she has done the unthinkable and caught feelings for the Brentwood love rat.
Lady Nadia Essex, queen of dating, was moved by Megan McKenna’s mate’s plight after watching the show and tweeted:
“Just caught up on Towie @AmberTurner_x darling pay him no minds. I'll help you find a man who worships & deserves you.”
Which makes us very happy.
If she appears on Celebs Go Dating, Amber would follow hot on the heels of Towie stars Bobby Norris and James ‘Arg’ Argent who are appearing in the current series.
We would honestly like to date both of them: Bobby for the life-affirming bantz and Arg for the amount he food he orders.
Towie alumni Joey Essex found short-lived love in series one with fellow reality poppet Stephanie Pratt, and popped up again in series two.
And former Towie Ferne McCann delivered our favourite Celebs Go Dating line ever in series two with “f*cking big legs?”
While we’re not sure any of the Essex stars found lasting love on Celebs Go Dating, Amber should still totally do it. And Nadia’s right: she does deserve someone who’ll be nicer to her than Dan.
Celebs Go Dating continues tonight at 10pm on E4.
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