TOWIE is back for Series 16! Watch the trailer here

Our favourite Essex gang is almost back!

But The Only Way Is Essex has gone all Hollywood on us, delivering a suspense-inducing trailer.

The deep tones of one dramatic voiceover dude promises, “the most shocking and seductive show of the year”. We don’t doubt it.

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Obvs, all our favourite glitz and glam stars make an appearance in the trailer.

Watch it right HERE:

Bobby Norris opens the cast dialog by asking: “Does fake tan class as make-up?”

Valid question – we’re not sure – does it? Now we’re totally confused about everything we thought we knew about the world.

But he soon moves on from his moment of wonder to spank a mystery man in tight gold undies. Naturally.

Romance is on the cards again for the new season, with plenty of smooches packed into this 30-second trailer alone.

While we’ve lost some cast favourites like Gemma Collins and Mario Falcone, there’s going to be some new faces in town.

Dan Edgar’s ex-girlfriend Kate Wright (not related to Mark or Jessica Wright) is joining the cast, along with her pal Michael Hassini. EXCITING.

The “world where make-up is always a must” is coming back for Series 16 on 4 October at 10pm on ITVBe, kicking off with an hour-long Marbella special, the Spanish Essex according to the TOWIE cast.

If you can’t remember all the cliffhangers we were left with at the end of last season, read THIS.

Are you excited for the new season to begin?