Harry Derbidge might have been axed from TOWIE – oh no!

The Only Way Is Essex star Harry may be given the chop AGAIN from the ITV2 reality show

Published on16 09 2014

Oh no! WHAT ARE WE TO DO? Harry Derbridge from TOWIE might have got the big, fat axe. For a second time.

It seems that Harry hasn’t been invited to Ibiza to film a special summer edition of the show, and that might even mean that he won’t be back for the next series.

It’s not been confirmed whether Harry does or does not have a place in TOWIE anymore, but an insider told The Sun:

"It doesn't look like Harry will be joining us in Ibiza because we're unable to take all the cast along. And at the moment he doesn't have a key storyline or friendship group."

This could mean that he doesn’t return for series 13 of the show in autumn. We have some advice for Harry. If he IS to be axed, then he really, really needs to tell producery-types where to shove it.

Because, like, when bad things happens twice IN A ROW the universal advice that EVERYONE KNOWS is that you’re allowed to get really miffed and do stuff like:

a) stick your middle finger up at your boss

b) get a new haircut

c) and/or book a holiday to Thailand, depending on the severity of said thing going wrong. However, it must be noted that Thai holidays are usually reserved for horrific breakups, not burning your second crumpet TWICE IN A ROW IN THE MORNING (gah! Why! Why does the toaster have a mind of its own?)

We recommend that Harry does the new haircut thing, and maybe the swearing. Go on Harry, it is time to get rid of the blond quiffy thing. It does make you look a tad like a character from The Sims.