The Only Way Is Essex gals were never ones for a quiet weekend in the Lake District, and you can pretty much bet their summer holidays are going to be more glam than everything you've ever done (put together).
But they've really taken splashing out to the next level – reportedly spending over £10,000 on beauty treatments to prepare for their trip.
Seriously, what beauty treatments are these? Did they each buy an actual new face?
Anyway, the treatments were in preparation for their trip to Mallorca – where they'll spend the summer skipping around in bikinis on camera (we'd prob do the same faced with that situation, TBH)
Kate Wright is said to have spent a week at a £1,000 boot camp – getting teeth whitening, extensions and scarring treatments. Treatments for scars?
Lydia Bright allegedly spent £1,000 on what's apaz the best make up and moisturisers money can buy. We're all guilty of accidentally overindulging in Boots on the reg, but that does seem a little excessive.
However, taking the spending biscuit were Chloe Simsand Megan McKenna, who apparently spent an impressive (ridiculous) £3,126 on their beauty routines.
Chloe's spending spree apaz included CACI Synergy treatment (which sounds kinda scary to us) – it's basically a high-tech non-surgical facelift for £120 and micro-current rejuvenation facials. Yeah, we don't understand what that means either.
As well as £300 lip fillers, Megan is said to have spent £84 on gold razors. GOLD RAZORS! What is wrong with Venus?!
Bring us with you next time, gals?
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