Weird reality telly cross-pollination alert, guys.
There’s a new TOWIE divide – and it’s all over Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle and that pesky parsnip of his.
We’re used to seeing the Geordie ladies fall out over Gaz’s nether regions – it’s just irresistible, apparently – but now Ferne McCann and Danielle Armstrong off TOWIE are all giving each other the evils about the legendary body part.
The TOWIE cast are headed to Tenerife for the next series’ launch special (YES! We love a TOWIE beach episode or two) – but The Sun reports that plans have been “changed” after Dani and Ferne rowed.
At last week’s GavAid event, Ferne had a giggle at Danielle’s expense when she proclaimed that Dan would “know” what Gaz’s MASSIVE PENIS looks like.
An insider told the newspaper: “Ferne was just bantering but Dani felt like it made it look like she’d slept with Gaz, which she absolutely hasn’t.
“She let rip at Ferne, accusing her of doing it for attention. Rivalry has been brewing between them for a while and now it’s all come out.
“Dani is fuming and Ferne is really upset and just wants to make up.
“There is now a split between the cast, with some taking each side.”
AGAIN?! But this NEVER happens! (We’re joshing, obvs).
Danielle tweeted: “Some people never fail to amaze me... and yes @fernemccann I’m aiming this at u so I don’t get a paranoid message from u in the morning.”
The tweet has since been deleted.
And Gaz’s reaction? Total bemusement, of course, but a knowing bemusement. He does have to live with thing, after all.
Yikes, guys.