Lauren Goodger is on a mission and no man can stop her! Woo, yeah! Go Lauren!
OK, now we’ve got that out of our system, we can explain what we’re on about – former The Only Way Is Essex star Lozza has sworn off men in a bid to lose weight.
What?! How could that possibly work?! Well, please let us inform you: Reality star Lauren, who now runs a blow bar (tee hee!) and beauty business in Essex, has banned herself from going on any dates until she has her dream body.
“I’m really concentrating on myself at the minute so I’ve gone into hiding,” Lauren writes in her magazine column.
And it seems Loz means business as she claims she’s been fighting off attention from a “mystery fella and the footballer”.
Who could they possibly be?!
She insists: “For once I’m being the good one and blokes have been drunkenly texting me! I’m getting attention from guys but I’m happy being single. I’m not in a rush to get into a relationship.”
Hear that men? Keep away!