TOWIE’s James Lock strips down to the TINIEST GOLD PANTS EVER for massive Pride party

Fnarrr

LOCKIE IN COSTUME

by Emmeline Saunders |
Published on

James Lock’s penis looks a bit like a question mark. Soz, but that’s the first thing that came to our mind when we saw this picture. It’s like a question never asked, an answer never given – crude yet stylish in its minimalism.

Like, this whole article is going to be about Lockie’s penis, so feel free to click on some other news if it’s going to put you off your lunch.

The TOWIE star dresses up – well, down – for Bobby Norris’ gay Pride party on tonight’s show, and doesn’t he just look the part.

He styled the smallest pair of gold sparkly man-pants we’ve ever seen with a bright red feather boa and the kind of expression only ever seen on a mouse just before it gets mauled by a hungry cat.

Some questions we have: How did he carry cash for the bar? Did the Sugar Hut just let him in like that? And where the hell did he conceal his microphone???

All will be revealed tonight, hopefully.

Check out what's in store in the gallery below

Gallery

TOWIE preview - Bobby Norris' Pride 2015 party

BOBBY REACTION TO CHLOE GEMMA REVEAL1 of 17

BOBBY REACTION TO CHLOE GEMMA REVEAL

BOBBY WITH GEMMA2 of 17

BOBBY WITH GEMMA

CHLOE L SISTER3 of 17

CHLOE L SISTER

DANNI LAYS DOWN THE LAW TO VERITY4 of 17

DANNI LAYS DOWN THE LAW TO VERITY

DANNI SPEAKS TO LOCKIE5 of 17

DANNI SPEAKS TO LOCKIE

DIAGS TELLS CHLOE ABOUT PROBLEMS6 of 17

DIAGS TELLS CHLOE ABOUT PROBLEMS

GEMMA AND BOBBY7 of 17

GEMMA AND BOBBY

GEMMA WITH BOBBY8 of 17

GEMMA WITH BOBBY

JESS AND FERNE WALK9 of 17

JESS AND FERNE WALK

LAUREN AND DAN SPEAK10 of 17

LAUREN AND DAN SPEAK

LAUREN CRIES11 of 17

LAUREN CRIES

LOCKIE IN COSTUME12 of 17

LOCKIE IN COSTUME

PETE PLEADS WITH DANNI13 of 17

PETE PLEADS WITH DANNI

VERITY COMFORTED BY VAS14 of 17

VERITY COMFORTED BY VAS

VERITY GETS ANGRY15 of 17

VERITY GETS ANGRY

VERITY SPEAKS TO DANNI16 of 17

VERITY SPEAKS TO DANNI

VERITY WALKS INTO DANNI SHOP17 of 17

VERITY WALKS INTO DANNI SHOP

Also coming up in this evening’s episode, Gemma Collins will try to make it up to Bobby after throwing him under a bus last week – but will he accept her apology?

We’ll also see new girl Verity continue to cause ripples of fury on the TOWIE pond by dropping in to see Danielle Armstrong in her shop, with Pirate Pete in tow. Somehow we don’t think Dani will take very well to that…

Oh, and ratty old Jake is still messing with Chloe Lewis’ head – but a visit from Chloe’s sister Abbey might put her back on the straight and narrow.

Catch all the TOWIE drama tonight at 10pm on ITVBe.

Just so you know, whilst we may receive a commission or other compensation from the links on this website, we never allow this to influence product selections - read why you should trust us