Scott Disick is looking into entering the porn industry, in the maddest story we've heard this week. Madder even than Katie Price's newly enlarged boobs.
Yep, the 32-year-old partner of Kourtney Kardashian is apparently ready to make his move into the adult entertainment sector with the help of his old friend, porn baron Joe Francis.
As a source told RadarOnline: "He wants to get into porn.
"Scott is bragging to friends that he's going to make a killing with porn. He sees Joe as his hero and has asked if he can learn the ropes."
Grim. Scott and Joe were recently on holiday together in Mexico, which seems to be where the topic came up.
Scott doesn't actually want to get naked on camera – we're guessing Kourtney would NOT be on board with that anyway – but it appears he'd like to be on the production side.
It's made us wonder though – is porn the kind of industry where you have to start from the, er, bottom up? Because imagining Scott Disick as a fluffer is actually pretty funny.
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