Down at Art Basel in Miami, we thought art fans went to go and look at lovely paintings and sculptures and stuff.
(Who are we kidding, Lindsay Lohan went to Art Basel last year and ended up at a party which culminated in Paris Hilton’s brother, Barron, getting beaten up).
How refined. The National Portrait Gallery this is not.
Want more proof? Usher only went and charged his phone in some of the 'art' on offer – a lady’s vagina. Yeah, for reals.
Usher! Really now?! Can you not afford a phone charger, duck?
We’ll leave you with an Usher classic, which we think just about says it all.
Celebs and their phones, eh...
Cheryl Cole: "'The text I sent Simon Cowell after he fired me from X Factor USA just said, F*ck you! F*ck the big hair!'
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