Ring-ring, ring-ring… “Hi, your sex tape is doing the rounds and someone is trying to sell it for loooaaddssss of money.”
Well, that’s not an ideal situation, is it? Similar words may have found their way into Usher’s earholes recently because that exact situation is happening to him.
An unidentified person is trying to sell an intimate video of the singer and his wife Tameka Raymond.
Luckily for the US star, the film is stolen property so the person attempting to sell it could end up in prison.
Usher’s car was broken into in Atlanta in 2010 and two laptops, two video cameras and millions of dollars' worth of jewellry was stolen.
But on the laptop was a film he and Tameka had made in their, err, private time, according to TMZ.
Someone tried to sell the video at the time and wasn't able to but the tape is being shopped around once again.
The star is determined for it not to leak and has enlisted the help of famed lawyer Mark Geragos, who is aggressively trying to track the possible seller down.
Oooooh dear…