Vicky Pattison was the boss of the Geordie Shore house, once upon a time.
She was our reality TV queen and we were, frankly, gutted when she decided her Geordie dream was over.
We’ve also heard from a show source that she’s allegedly the first cast mate to leave the show of her own volition. Interesting.
After leaving Geordie Shore behind, Vicky has carved herself a career as a presenter and nutrition company owner and she’s found true love forever, hooray!
But will she be inviting her Geordie Shore pals along to her wedding? In a word: no.
Why? BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS DEAD.
Or, as Vicky puts it: “I haven’t spoken to the Geordie Shore lot for a long time, so it wouldn’t make sense having them there.”
So, who is going?
“Only people we love. I’ve invited Stacey Soloman, Joe Swash, Elliot Wright and Sadie Stuart,” she told Star magazine.
Oooh, ouch.
And weren’t Charlotte Crosby, Holly Hagan and Sophie Kasaei set to be Vicky’s bridesmaids? You remember! When she was going to marry Ricci Guarnaccio.
OK, fair point.
In other Geordie Shore news:
Scotty T and Marty McKenna have locked horns over Marnie Simpson.
The trouble kicked off when Scotty T returned to the house after the back injury he claims he got shagging saw him packing his kit and heading home in episode two.
And with Aaron Chalmers away, Scotty saw an opportunity to leap in the Aaron shaped hole in Marnie’s heart / pants.
“I look over and I dunno if its my f*cking eyes but has Scott been spending a lot of time with Marnie these last couple of nights? Is he cracking on with her? I’m gonna go over there and see what the craic is because I am not happy with this,” Marty said.
And he was right.
“Marty man, I’m single and Marnie’s single. As far as I’m concerned, that’s game on,” Scott opined.
Forgetting, rather, that Aaron is meant to be his pal and it’s not cool to crack on with the gal your pal is moon-eyed over.
“Scott doesn’t give a f*ck about lad code and I don’t trust him. Because Aaron’s not here, I’ve gotta keep an eye on him,” Marty reckoned, before kicking right off at the turbo-dicked one (self-proclaimed).
We’ve got to hand it to him: the kid’s got balls.
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