Vicky Pattison has had it up to HERE with trolls slagging off her appearance – so she's hit back with one helluva Instagram photo.
The former* Geordie Shore* star posted this image of herself working out yesterday evening with a VERY ranty message aimed at the worst of her critics, who have been accusing her of photoshopping her new abs and slimmed down waist.
"Right, I don't normally pander to you Instagram imbeciles, twitter trolls or just general helmets who's lives revolve around being negative and abusive on social media but this is an issue I am going to make a stand on as it's getting on my tits!!!" she started.
"This is a completely unairbrushed image from my @minivnutrition photoshoot... Unedited and untouched this is what I look like!
"I'm not perfect- my body is not where I want it to be but I work hard and have managed to get to a point where I feel comfortable in my own skin through diet, exercise and using my @minivnutritioncollection!!"
Vicky added that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, insisting that she's not demanding that people look a certain way, but that she had tried one method and it had paid off.
"But don't say I'm fake or airbrushed or lying because I am not... In short, if you don't like it or me.. Just f**k off. □," she added.
Sheesh. It comes after Vicky told one interviewer that losing three stone has made her a "nicer person" to be around – and that she's way more focused since she started working out.
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