Vicky Pattison slams claims she needs rehab after being hospitalised on night out

The star 'passed out' in front of onlookers in whilst partying in Spain

Vicky Pattison

by Owen Tonks |
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Vicky Pattison has hit out at claims she needs to go to rehab after she was hospitalised following an incident on a night out in Marbella earlier this month.

The former Geordie Shore star is said to have flown into a rage before passing out in front of onlookers at Pangea Nightclub in the Spanish resort.

But the star, who has been filming for her new MTV show Judge Geordie, insists she doesn’t need help despite landing in hot water with telly bosses.

She told the Daily Star Sunday: “There’s been lots of speculation about what happened in Marbs. I’m the only one that really knows. It wasn’t my finest hour but I’m sure I’ve done worse in the past.

“I put my hands up as I did something wrong and let things get out of hand but I certainly don’t need rehab and I certainly don’t need anger management sessions.”

The reality star's new show sees her act as an agony aunt and as she tries to sort out people’s problems up and down the country but producers asked her to calm her partying after the incident in Spain.

She said: “MTV and the production company Lime Pictures sat me down and told me there were 100 people working hard behind the scenes to make me and the show a success – and could I please just fix up and appreciate that.

“I should be more clued up. It’s my fifth year in the game and sometimes I act like I’m in my first rodeo.

“I’m sometimes torn between working so hard and trying to improve my image and then thinking ‘Oh my God, it’s sunny and I want a cider’. I’m trying to learn but I still have a way to go yet.”

GALLERY: Vicky Pattison's greatest moments

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Vicky Pattison's greatest moments

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Vicky anal bleaching

Only Vicky sees that anal bleaching is daft “I’m just here to offer my support,” she explains, brusque as Mary Poppins, while Charlotte squeezes her hands tightly and tries not to think about having the better part of bottle of Toilet Duck shoved up her bumhole.

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Vicky Ricci proposal

Vicky gets a plane proposal While it lasted, Vicky and Ricci’s love was hotter than a kebab that had been left out in the sun. They were a modern day Burton/Taylor, or, for our older readers, Same Difference. And because subtlety is for goons, Ricci asked her with a massive banner.

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Vicky attacks a girl with a shoe This wasn’t great, but then who hasn’t looked at their heels and thought “I could really take someone out with these!”? We all went on a journey together, and learned violence never solves anything. Also, you’re less likely to lash out at someone when you’re wearing Converse.

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Vicky is a good friend

Vicky is a good friend□ □We know Vicky does not ship Gaz and Chaz, to the point of being a metaphorical ship sinking iceberg. But she loves Charlotte enough to hang out in the loos with her and cuddle her when she has an early, regrettable intimate encounter with Mr Beadle. Little did Vicky know that Charlotte would be seeing more of Gaz’s underpants than the local launderette.

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Vicky learns Spanish

Vicky speaks Spanish.“All you've got to say when you're in Mexico is 'dos Jaegerbomb por favour' or 'dos vodka red bull por favour”. That is Vicky Pattison’s entire guide to Cancun.

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Vicky relationshipn counsellor

Vicky is a relationship counselor It did not take our girl long to get frustrated with the Crosby/Beadle union, that was permanently threatening to come asunder. “Charlotte and Gaz are having another f**king argument about one of them pulling. In other shocking news water is wet.” She has such a lovely turn of phrase – we understand why she finds Shakespeare inspirational. "They're like Romeo and Juliet... if Romeo was a TWAT!" There you go.

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Vicky Gaz shag pad prophecy

Vicky thinks consistency is for idiots Vicky has always made it clear that to her, Gaz has less erotic appeal than a wet sack of kale with a face drawn on it. But eventually she got drunk and bored enough to drag him to the shag pad. Vicky is the patron saint of all our regrettable Christmas party conquests.

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Vicky looks good in green The slackers of Made In Chelsea might get offices and interns, but in the old days, La Pattison had to hustle for dollar while dressed as a giant Fruit Pastille.

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Vicky bus proposal

Vicky is fun on bus journeys “I've had marriage proposals, I've had c*** in my face!” beamed Vicky, who was making the most out of the mass transit systems of Newcastle, Australia. At this point, the bus had not left the terminal.

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Vicky tashing on

No-one tashes on like Vicky She’s swapped more saliva than a sneaky boy trading used Panini stickers. Vicky’s got the oral skills of a snake. One that supplements its diet of eggs with other, more docile snakes.

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Vicky bake off

Vicky ought to be on Bake Off "Has Gary got a chocolate c*** that I don't know about? Some sort of Battenburg bell***?" she mused, trying to figure out just what it is that leads an unprecedented number of women to the contents of Gaz’s trousers. Vicky needs to be in the next series of GBBO – we want to see Mary B dealing with this.

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Vicky sex face

Vicky is a sex siren Vicky is so good at the old rumpy whoopsy dance that a leading ‘sexpert’ confirmed her ‘arrival’ face expresses mad raunch skillz. We were not surprised.

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Vicky invented a new genre of reality telly – fourth dimension hyper reality All our Christmasses, and A Level theatre studies recollections, came at once, when Vicky smashed the fourth wall and went on a date with Kirk-Off-TOWIE. If she could only see her way clear to snogging Spencer Matthews, she might change ‘real’ life as we know it forever.

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