Vicky Pattison, our queen of hearts, has done something that we consider to be very worrying.
Admitted that she has a crush on Spencer Matthews.
As anybody (who has obessively watched every single episode of Made In Chelsea) knows, the ONLY way to get and, crucially, keep Spencer's attention is to treat him with disdain.
Think on, Vicky pet. Would you rather be Lucy Watson or Louise Thompson?
Vicky made the worrying admission via Instagram, posting a snap of Spencer and referring to him as her Man Crush Monday.
He looks a bit constipated to us in this picture, but whatever floats your boat.
Vicky and Spencer potentially getting together has been structured reality fans' wet dream since they appeared together in I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
But not ours. We love a good cross-over but we cannot sanction this one.
UNLESS it leads to a role in Made In Chelsea for our Vicks. We are 100 per cent behind that.
We'd also take a TOWIE appearance too, mind.
In conclusion: Lucy Watson, every time.