Ex-Geordie Shore’s Vicky Pattison has been pretty much glued to new BFF Casey Batchelor’s hip for the past few weeks, and now she’s revealed they often share a bed after a night out.
Speaking to this week’s Zoo magazine, Vicky said the twosome are the living embodiment of the ‘good cop, bad cop’ routine (Vicky’s the bad cop, obvs).
“Casey is so kind and sexy, I’m trying to corrupt her,” she admitted. “If we go out on a Friday, we’ll still be boozing on Sunday afternoon. And she doesn’t mind if I grab her and give her a kiss. Once she was like, ‘You couldn’t stop kissing me last night!’
“We usually fall into bed together. Sometimes in our underwear… more often in our dresses from the night before.”
The 27-year-old also opened up about her departure from Geordie Shore, saying she needed to escape for her sanity.
“I loved necking-on with randoms, drinking Jägerbombs and creeping down corridors but it got to the point where I thought, ‘I’m 27. I don’t want to wake up in a flat full of used make-up wipes and other people shagging anymore.’”
Of the other Geordie lasses and their respective health kicks (former castmate Charlotte Crosby’s fitness DVD was the fastest-selling of its kind earlier this year), Vicky said she’s really proud.
“I see more pics of Holly [Hagan] and Charlotte in their underwear and bikinis than I do of myself! My girls look super-hot and I’m so proud.
“Charlotte bought half of Victoria’s Secret and sent me a little model show. There’s no rivalry, though – not after some of the things I’ve seen her do!”
For more of Vicky’s insanely sexy underwear photoshoot, pick up this week’s copy of Zoo, out today.
GALLERY: Vicky Pattison's greatest moments of her entire life
Vicky Pattison's greatest moments
1 of 13Vicky anal bleaching
Only Vicky sees that anal bleaching is daft “I’m just here to offer my support,” she explains, brusque as Mary Poppins, while Charlotte squeezes her hands tightly and tries not to think about having the better part of bottle of Toilet Duck shoved up her bumhole.
2 of 13Vicky Ricci proposal
Vicky gets a plane proposal While it lasted, Vicky and Ricci’s love was hotter than a kebab that had been left out in the sun. They were a modern day Burton/Taylor, or, for our older readers, Same Difference. And because subtlety is for goons, Ricci asked her with a massive banner.
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Vicky attacks a girl with a shoe This wasn’t great, but then who hasn’t looked at their heels and thought “I could really take someone out with these!”? We all went on a journey together, and learned violence never solves anything. Also, you’re less likely to lash out at someone when you’re wearing Converse.
4 of 13Vicky is a good friend
Vicky is a good friend□ □We know Vicky does not ship Gaz and Chaz, to the point of being a metaphorical ship sinking iceberg. But she loves Charlotte enough to hang out in the loos with her and cuddle her when she has an early, regrettable intimate encounter with Mr Beadle. Little did Vicky know that Charlotte would be seeing more of Gaz’s underpants than the local launderette.
5 of 13Vicky learns Spanish
Vicky speaks Spanish.“All you've got to say when you're in Mexico is 'dos Jaegerbomb por favour' or 'dos vodka red bull por favour”. That is Vicky Pattison’s entire guide to Cancun.
6 of 13Vicky relationshipn counsellor
Vicky is a relationship counselor It did not take our girl long to get frustrated with the Crosby/Beadle union, that was permanently threatening to come asunder. “Charlotte and Gaz are having another f**king argument about one of them pulling. In other shocking news water is wet.” She has such a lovely turn of phrase – we understand why she finds Shakespeare inspirational. "They're like Romeo and Juliet... if Romeo was a TWAT!" There you go.
7 of 13Vicky Gaz shag pad prophecy
Vicky thinks consistency is for idiots Vicky has always made it clear that to her, Gaz has less erotic appeal than a wet sack of kale with a face drawn on it. But eventually she got drunk and bored enough to drag him to the shag pad. Vicky is the patron saint of all our regrettable Christmas party conquests.
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Vicky looks good in green The slackers of Made In Chelsea might get offices and interns, but in the old days, La Pattison had to hustle for dollar while dressed as a giant Fruit Pastille.
9 of 13Vicky bus proposal
Vicky is fun on bus journeys “I've had marriage proposals, I've had c*** in my face!” beamed Vicky, who was making the most out of the mass transit systems of Newcastle, Australia. At this point, the bus had not left the terminal.
10 of 13Vicky tashing on
No-one tashes on like Vicky She’s swapped more saliva than a sneaky boy trading used Panini stickers. Vicky’s got the oral skills of a snake. One that supplements its diet of eggs with other, more docile snakes.
11 of 13Vicky bake off
Vicky ought to be on Bake Off "Has Gary got a chocolate c*** that I don't know about? Some sort of Battenburg bell***?" she mused, trying to figure out just what it is that leads an unprecedented number of women to the contents of Gaz’s trousers. Vicky needs to be in the next series of GBBO – we want to see Mary B dealing with this.
12 of 13Vicky sex face
Vicky is a sex siren Vicky is so good at the old rumpy whoopsy dance that a leading ‘sexpert’ confirmed her ‘arrival’ face expresses mad raunch skillz. We were not surprised.
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Vicky invented a new genre of reality telly – fourth dimension hyper reality All our Christmasses, and A Level theatre studies recollections, came at once, when Vicky smashed the fourth wall and went on a date with Kirk-Off-TOWIE. If she could only see her way clear to snogging Spencer Matthews, she might change ‘real’ life as we know it forever.