The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015 is a huge highlight in the pants world’s calendar – it’s a multimillion dollar production that ropes in performances from top talent (Taylor Swift and her bestie Ed Sheeran sang last year), incredibly detailed sparkly underwear, and, of course, those famous Victoria’s Secret models, also known as Angels, storming down the runway.
But when is it on this year? How do you get to watch it online? And how the actual eff do the VS Angels maintain those jaw-dropping figures? Here’s your guide to everything you need to know about very expensive pants and the women who wear them…
When is the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015?
It’s taking place on Tuesday 10 November 2015 at the Lexington Armory in New York for its 20th anniversary. Tickets are already sold out, but those lucky enough to bag themselves a seat had to shell out $17,500 for a single ticket to get them into the show itself and the after-party. Fancied just attending the post-show soiree? That would’ve set you back just $6,500 per person. Barg!
New Angel Lais Ribeiro
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Can I watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015 online?**
Well, it’ll be broadcast on CBS on Tuesday 8 December, but as most of us aren’t in America, it’s tricky. Obvs we’d never condone finding less-than-legal free sources to watch online, so we’ll stick to advising you to follow Victoria’s Secret’s Instagram account for behind-the-scenes peeks at the show. It’ll be on YouTube the day after broadcast, too. And on heatworld. Just come straight to heatworld and we’ll guide you through it, mmkay.
Who are the models for VS Fashion Show 2015?
This is VERY exciting, because Kendall Jenner and her BFF Gigi Hadid will be walking the runway for the very first time as VS Angels. They’ll be joined by established Angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, who will be closing the show in this year’s eye-popping ‘Fantasy Bra’.
Victoria’s Secret has also added another ten new Angels to its 2015 lineup, so we’ll be saying hello to Elsa Hosk, Jac Monika Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Taylor Hill, plus Rachel Hilbert for VS Pink.
Here’s Gigi being told she got the job:
Adorbs.
So what’s with this Fantasy Bra?
The Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra is the jewel in the crown of the season’s collection. Every year the company designs an opulent bra adorned with crystals, gems and precious metals that is worn by one lucky Angel, and the rest of the collection is usually themed around it.
Miranda Kerr with the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fantasy Bra

This year, the theme is fireworks – so model Lily Aldridge will be wearing a $2million Fantasy Bra made with 6,808 diamonds, garnets, sapphires, blue topaz and pink quartz gems, 18K gold and matching pants decorated with little sparkly explosions. It’s been made by Mouawad Jewelry and valued at $2 MILLION (£1.3m).
If it sounds mad, that’s because it is.
Here’s Lily standing next to the 2015 Fantasy Bra. Firework-y, innit?
Victoria’s Secret wings – what’s the deal?
Ah yes, the wings. Each model is sent down the catwalk with a magnificent pair of wings made from all sorts of things – metal, fabric, glitter, wispy-soft silk and sometimes actual features. Why do they wear the wings? Because they’re angels, duh. Just roll with it.
What’s a Victoria’s Secret model’s diet like?
Not going to lie, it doesn’t sound great. While the company describes its Angels’ as “healthy” and “confident”, Adriana Lima last year opened up about her “intense” fitness regime to get into the perfect shape, causing controversy with her confession that she doesn’t eat solids for nine days before the show. Instead, she drinks only protein shakes made with powdered egg until two days before the show (HURL), when she cuts out her daily gallon of water and “just drink[s] normally”.
Then, 12 hours before the start of the show, she’ll stop drinking completely, because “sometimes you can lose up to eight pounds just from that”. Don’t EVER try this at home because it can be super-dangerous, and the Angels are all closely monitored by nutritionists to watch their health.
Adriana and Alessandra Ambrosio with the 2014 Fantasty Bras
The models also combine ballet, weightlifting, skipping rope and boxing moves to tone up ahead of the show, with some of them working out twice a day in the lead up to the event.
How much does the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show cost?
Last year’s London show was the most expensive of all time, costing an estimated $20million (£13million). The models obviously make up a massive bulk of that total, although their actual salaries are a closely guarded secret. Last year, it was estimated that Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes took home $8m each, Alessandra Ambrosio pocketed $5m and Karlie Kloss got a tidy $4m for all her modelling work of 2014.
Taylor Swift performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013
Who’s performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2015?
Unforch, Rihanna’s pulled out due to concerns about her upcoming album – she’s thought to have cancelled her VS commitment because she needs more time in the studio. She’ll be replaced by Ellie Goulding, along with Selena Gomez and The Weeknd. Model Jourdan Dunn, who walked last year for VS, isn’t doing it this year – and there’s speculation she’s been let go by the brand, as she tweeted last night: “Feeling so much better about not doing BS... sorry I mean VS now that Rihanna isn't doing it also”. Awkward.
And now for a celebrity bums gallery, just because
Celebrity bums - guess who the celeb bum belongs to...

From runway to, er, bumway...
Which celebrity flashed her be-hind on the Pam Hogg catwalk?□□Answer: Chanel muse Alice Dellal!

This US star LOVES her butt...

Yup, it's Coco Austin
Who keeps the world abreast of her and her hiney's daily goings on, by tweeting about it all. the. time. See.

Believe it or not this Baywatch butt is doing a protest

It's Pamela Anderson, who is rather bare, for PETA

Something about being Down Under

It's Kylie! Spinning around, doing the locomotion and basically having a brilliant bottom

Think this bottom is more than all Wright?
Then you probably fancy Mark Wright. Mmm bottoms.

This butt is like, never, ever, getting back together with...

...Taylor Swift. Who also has a splendid bottom

WHO DID A MARILYN AND THEN SOME AT CANNES!?

Okay, it's Arta Dobroshi...
And no, we don't really either. But this picture made us chuckle. And yes, we are childish, sorry...

YOU KNOW THIS! COME ON YOU DO!
It's Nicki Minaj - or Minass for the duration of this gallery. She gives excellent bottom.

When it comes to butts, the Price is right
Got an inkling? Higher, higher, lower, lower etc.

Relax, it's not Brucie. It's Katie Jordan Price, obvs

Mamma Mia

Yup, it's Amanda Seyfried. Girl crush swoon

Practice your curtsey, it's...
The queen. Of pop. Madonna, as seen on tour in September 2012.

She's the World Food Programme Ambassador
She's heatworld's World AmbASSador (ahem). It's...

Christina Aguilera. Good bottom

This is the 'I love my butt' dance
As kindly demonstrated by Jennifer Lopez.

This is NOT Amanda Holden's celebrity butt...
Unless she's seriously supple that is. Nope, it's definitely not. It's actually a photo bombing maverick mooner showing off his (or her?) civilian bottom. WHAT FUN.

Just be glad they haven't invented e-scratch n' sniff yet
This is Joe Swash, flashing his down under Down Under on I'm A Celebrity...Altogether now, I'm A Civilian... Get ME OUT OF HERE and to the next picture...

EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE
David Beckham strips down to his kecks quite a lot, in the name of great H&M undies. He has a great bottom. EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE. Unfortunately you can only see a small part of it in this picture. We tried finding a better shot but this front shot was all we hard. Honest. EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE. Oh, who are we kidding. Cop a perve and then let's move on to...[Picture by: Alasdair McLellan for H&M. Thanks you Alasdair. Thank you H&M]□

The Female Butt
As seen on The Female Boss and X Factor judge - slash nice being -Tulisa Contostavlos.

WHO'S BOTTOM IS THIS THEN?
It's Amy Chillds, the clue's on the backdrop behind her.

It needs no introduction (it'll likely introduce itself) IT'S...
KIM KARDASHIAN'S BOTTOM! Who basically put the ass into KardASShian. Kim has definitely got one of the best butts in showbiz, agreed?

Mmm nice lemons

Oh Keef, he's such a larf!
Keith Lemon loves baring his butt. We love him for baring his butt. But most of all, we love that Kelly Brook's there, just hanging out with Keef's bottom.

You may wish you, your girlfriends or your girlfriend had a butt like this Fashion Panda's
But unless AMAZING X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger is willing to sell her hiney, you'll just have to be content with looking at the above instead.Sidenote: We were going to make a crack about the PCD song Buttons - called Bottoms - it went a bit like this: "I'm telling you to loosen up my bottoms babe, but you keep frontin' me" Then we decided it sounded like poo, thought better of it... and wrote it anyway. ANYWAY MOVING ON...

TO THE MOST FAMOUS BOTTOM IN THE WORLD
Aka Pippa Middleton's Pippa Middlebum. A celebrity bottom in it's own right, it shot to the heady heights of stardom in 2011. You may have seen it in such classics as The Royal Wedding and, um, maybe at Wimblebum.

You can stand under her bum-rella, ella, ella etc
Which sexy star lives in a bottom like this? Clue: She sings songs that sound a bit like... 'Bumbrella'; 'Only bum in the world'; Bumba 1 (featuring Kardinal Offishall); 'Bum this town'… Yeah, we’ll leave it there shall we.

It's Rihanna. She is awesome, as is her bottom

And to bring you down to earth...
Who's bottom is this? Simon Cowell? Louis Walsh? Brad Pitt? heatworld's? No, of course it's not. The proud owner of this behind is...
