Weird alert: Miley Cyrus’ brother Braison is dating HER boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger’s SISTER

Who’d have thought that Billy Ray Cyrus and Arnold Schwarzenegger would be bound together, forever (well, almost) via their children?

Both men are muscly with dodgy hair, though aside from that they’re quite different creatures, aren’t they?

The universe seems to want it to happen, though.

We’ve known that Miley is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, Arnie’s son, since October last year.

But now TMZ reports that Miley’s little bro, Braison Cyrus, is dating Vanessa Schwarzenegger – Patrick’s sister.

The website reports that the pair have been seeing each other since December. Braison has appeared in several Instagram photos with Vanessa since then.

Yes, it’s all a bit confusing, so let us clarify (we can’t be bothered to get a pen and paper out and draw a family tree – thought we will if you really, really need us to).

Basically Arnie’s kids are dating Billy’s kids. Nothing illegal with that – but it will make for weird if both sets get married. That would make Christina not only Patrick’s sister, but also her sister-in-law – and Braison will be Miley’s brother AND brother-in-law.

And if the couples break up, it’s going to get even more shades of awks - imagine all the times the exes will have to attend weddings and the like. Eek.

It’s like EastEnders, but real, and set in America. Nice one.

Who wouldn't want to marry into THIS?