We deleted Tinder in roughly 2014 after realising that it's 90% idiots and, even worse, we were spending 90% of our lives staring at them.
But never have we more regretted a decision – as we've just heard that Zac Efron was on the app.
WHERE WERE WE?
We're not sure our distance settings would've stretched quite as far as Los Angeles (or wherever he lives – probably there), but we certainly could've gone on holiday…
As if this news wasn't alarming enough, it turns out NO ONE EVEN SWIPED RIGHT! We imagine every woman in his vicinity is crying RN.
This information is almost as shocking as the news that he DOESN'T LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
Speaking to The Times (fancy!), he said: "Amazingly, when I signed up for Tinder, nobody swiped me! They thought it was fake. That never happened Aha-ha."
REDOWNLOAD IT, PLZ.
He added that he believes he'll never be able to date anyone (WE'RE RIGHT HERE, ZAC?), saying: "Dating is something I'll never be able to do. As in the dictionary definition of dating, because one way or another I've impacted that person's life and they'll soon see it. A date has to be very long to dispel whatever people think about me."
Poor Zaccy IS having a bit of a mare of it, as he also claimed to have "lost his mind" because of the internet.
He said: "I'd read 30 positive things and one bad thing, then I'd focus on that bad thing. It drove me crazy."
:(
He also admitted to once Googling himself every morning, saying: "There was a moment when my morning routine was, like, get up and Google yourself. But that stopped, dramatically and instantly, probably three years ago. I saw that viewing yourself through other people's pictures is not living your own life."
BRB, just re-downloading Tinder…
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