Zayn Malik has posted a picture of his nipples to Instagram and we have questions

We are big fans of Zayn Malik’s Instagram account here at heat.

If he’s not playing with a cute pooch (see fig a) he’s showing off his rad tatts (see fig b) or having a naughty smoke (see fig c – but don’t emulate it, smoking is for fools).

But now Zayn has posted a new snap that’s so extraordinary that we don’t know quite what to make of it.

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It’s in black and white, of course, Zayn’s favourite colour scheme, and features Zayn’s classic ‘stare soulfully into the distance’ pose.

So far, so classic.

But now look.

At.

His.

TITS.

Are they plump boobies or pumped up pecs? Or could Zayn just be pulling off the classic ‘arm under the boobs push up and out technique’?

We do not know. We may never know!

Unless he posts another snap of his beautiful boobs of course.

Or should that be zoobs? Zitties? Zamms?

We’re going with Zamms.

Zayn’s zamms. Tee hee hee.

Fig a:

Fig b:

Fig c: