Zayn Malik, 23, is reportedly planning to release an autobiography, detailing his life in one of the biggest bands in the stratosphere, his rebellious streak, his high-profile relationships, his battle with anxiety and how he's manages to looks so damn pretty 24/7.
Well, that's what we hope he's writing about anyway.
Not content with getting his emotions out there purely by music, Zayn is apparently buzzing to be able to tell the world about the secrets behind the puppetry of One Direction.
And because he he no longer really speaks to his bandmates, bar Liam Payne, there definitely won't be any love lost.
Is that the sound of millions of Directioners hearts BREAKING? Probably.
A source told Mail Online: “This book is going to be explosive and Simon will be furious with Zayn and may even try to stop it coming out. But Zayn is determined to reveal the secrets behind the clean image that was always so fiercely protected by the band’s publicity machine.”
The insider also said that the book would delve into “every intimate detail” about his five years in One Direction, amongst many other things.
Will he lift the lid on that break up with Perrie Edwards? Or will he tell-all about his relationship with Gigi Hadid?
Oooooo.
This could all be an elaborate hoax, of course, but we're definitely hoping it's not...