If ITV bosses don't give Big Brother finalist Emma Morgan a spin-off reality series, a spot on the Loose Women panel, a job on The Real Housewives of Cheshire or her own podcast in 2025 we will be taking serious issue.
She might not have won Big Brother 2024 (that accolade goes to another queen - Ali Bromley), but she sure as hell won heat over with her wicked sense of humour, her jaw-dropping stories (the ball gag shoot stands out in our minds) and the special bonds she formed with housemates like Nathan King, Sarah Griffiths and Rosie Williams. The word is MOTHER.
We'll also settle for her being invited to take part in Celebrity Big Brother, ITV.
While we make it our mission in life to turn Emma into the next Olivia Attwood, we're spending an unhealthy amount of time monitoring her socials, and let us tell you, she gives fans nothing but beautiful unfiltered chaos on her accounts; not only is she giving us all an insight into her newfound showbiz lifestyle, but she's spilling endless Big Brother secrets and interacting with curious fans in the comments day in, day out.
Take this latest spillage for example, and take a step back, because this might scald. In fact, Big Brother, take two steps back because Emma is calling you out, revealing the reason she will 'never, ever forgive' you. Ooft.
Taking to her TikTok earlier this week, the Big Brother housemate shared a snap of her wearing the formal-ish blue dress she wore to that turbulent finalists dinner party. She then explained how Big Brother made her wear this dress on the final night and it's safe to say she still has feelings about that decision.
Emma revealed, 'So, a few people have been asking me, "Where did you get your outfits from for Big Brother? They were lovely." Were they now? What about that big f*cking stupid blue dress I had on on the last night. That wasn't lovely, was it? And I'll tell you why, because it wasn't one of mine. Big Brother made me wear that. They made me f*cking wear that dress. I'll never forgive them.'
Naturally, this revelation stunned fans with many taking to the comments for more information, where she revealed, 'We ALL had outfits given by BB that night - but we had to return them afterwards (thank fck) 😁,' and 'It was just [for] the last dinner... they wanted it to be special. Special????? 😫.'
We are gagged. Not as gagged as learning that Emma and Marcello Spooks have been kissing IRL, but still gagged.
Long may she reign.
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is.