Can we all just take a minute to process the fact that this series of Love Island hasn't even been on for two whole weeks and already we've had threesome chats, bed-swapping, fiery rows, memes galore and the poor cleaner looking after the Hideaway has already had to give it three or four deep cleans, if we've done our sexy maths correctly.
Love Island 2025 is giving Love Island 2019, and thank f**k; we've got Instagram for sitting back and watching hot people do nothing abroad.
Speaking of Love Island 2019, it seems a Molly-Mae Hague lookalike bombshell is waiting in the wings and set to enter the villa at some point in the not too distant future, according to reports. And in keeping with the series so far, we have an inkling her presence going to cause chaos.
We don't know much about Poppy Harrison yet, but according The Sun, she flew out to Mallorca a few days ago and split up with her boyfriend last week, soon after she got the offer. Is it just us or is this already giving Yasmin Pettet energy.
A source told the publication, 'Poppy is super flirtatious on a night out and I could see her fitting in well with this year’s cast.
'She is a fan of the show.'
The source continued, 'Her split came with her ex came out of the blue - her boyfriend wasn't expecting it at all.
'She's a smart girl and is likely heading into the villa with a game plan.'
As exciting a new female bombshell is (especially given what happened when Yasmin, Malisha Jordan and Emily Moran entered the villa last week), bear in mind, none of this has been confirmed by our ITV overlords.
But just in case, here's everything we know about rumoured new bombshell, Poppy...
Who is Poppy Harrison?
According to reports, Poppy is the next bombshell set to enter the Love Island 2025 villa.
How old is Poppy Harrison?
She is 22 years old.
Where is Poppy Harrison from?
Poppy is from Staffordshire.
What does Poppy Harrison do for a living?
From what her suspiciously quiet Instagram is saying, she appears to be an influencer who is set to open her own Reformer Pilates studio.
Is Poppy Harrison on Instagram?
Babe.
Come on.
It's @poppyharrisonx.